F4, the Useless College Quartet

Meet Ryo and his three unfortunate friends:

Koike, 140cm tall and 140% misogyny

Endo, perpetually sticky with syrup

Ikeda, mohawk, fat, and always moaning about romance

They’re called the “F4” — not for their GPA, but for their fragrance.

🏫 Campus Life, Kind of These guys skip club activities, avoid seminars, and go home by 3pm every day. They only show up to play “KUMA VOLLEY COMPANY -MOON RING-” during lectures.

Ryo feels like his youth is rotting into compost. But his heart still skips a beat when he returns home to…

💜 Her Name Is Shiori A sweet, chubby beauty with a grape hairpin and a thick Ibaraki accent.

She’s not just Ryo’s roommate. She’s the newlywed fantasy he can barely look at without combusting.

One kiss, and he’s toast. One “Okaeri!” and he melts.